Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Wingardium levio.
Wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR!
Who's there?
Wingardium levio.
Wingardium levio-who?
It's wingardium leviosAAAAAAAAR!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Cornelius
Cornelius who?
Well, that's politics for you.........
Who's there?
Cornelius
Cornelius who?
Well, that's politics for you.........
Q. Why did Draco cross the road?
A. So he could swing his hips at Potter.
A. So he could swing his hips at Potter.
Q. Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?
A. So no one could tell what side he was on.
Q. Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?
A. Because they are doublecrossers.
Q. How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.
A. So no one could tell what side he was on.
Q. Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?
A. Because they are doublecrossers.
Q. How many wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two. One to hold the bulb. One to rotate the room.
Q. How many Gryffindors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Three and you know who they are.
A. Three and you know who they are.
Q. How many Ravenclaws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. They all starve to death in the dark with books in their hands.
A. They all starve to death in the dark with books in their hands.
Q. How many Slytherins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One to blackmail a Hufflepuff.
A. One to blackmail a Hufflepuff.
Q. What do you get when you cross a Ravenclaw with the infirmary?
A. Ill-literacy
A. Ill-literacy
Q. How many Potters does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One: he holds it and the world revolves around him.
A. One: he holds it and the world revolves around him.
Q. How many Slytherins does it take to light a wand?
A. Just one, really, but he has to be accompanied by two thugs *cough* *cough* Crabbe and Goyle *cough* *cough* and an ugly girl *cough* Pansy *cough* that grows on his arm.
A. Just one, really, but he has to be accompanied by two thugs *cough* *cough* Crabbe and Goyle *cough* *cough* and an ugly girl *cough* Pansy *cough* that grows on his arm.
Q. Why did God make the sky blue and the grass green?
A. Because he knew that Slytherins were meant to be stepped on.
Q. How many Weasley's does it take to light up a wand?
A. Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
A. Seven: Ginny to look upset and do nothing, Ron to sulk, Fred and George to blow it up, Percy to yell, Charlie to hold it in front of a dragon and Bill to roll his eyes at everyone.
Q. How many Voldemort's does it take to light up a wand?
A. Now you see that's why he's called the DARK lord.
Q. How many centaurs does it take to light up a wand?
A. None, Mars is unusually bright today.
A. Now you see that's why he's called the DARK lord.
Q. How many centaurs does it take to light up a wand?
A. None, Mars is unusually bright today.
Happy Birthday, Emma Watson!
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