Let's sleep.

Today, my AP Euro teacher told our class that our homework for the night before the exam is to go to bed before 10.00 and only study for an hour. That test isn't until May, but I figured I would be mean and only write a wimpy paragraph for y'all. Or for myself, since I'm practically talking to myself. It's all good. Nighty night. xx

So one day, Rene Descartes went into McDonalds and ordered a burger and a drink. The cashier asked him if he would like to super size his order. He replied, "I think not," and disappeared.

Yes, Hank Green made a video today using a version of this joke, but I like my AP Euro teacher's version better. So there.

Just one more: What do you get when you put dynamite into a French bathroom? Linoleum Blown-a-part.

Tee hee. European history is fun.